Sunday, January 3, 2010

Twas the night before school started again

Here is a little humor for those of you who have school aged children and maybe they are driving you a little batty! Its been great to spend the last 384 hours (who's counting?) with them. We made cookies for santa, decorated the house for Christmas. Spent time with family and friends and had a great Christmas day. The kids played happily with their new toys and we celebrated New News eve. Then the new year day hits. Kids are bored. Kids are fighting with each other, tired of their toys and its too cold outside to play. In other words they are BORED! They need to go back to school and have routine and structure and learn. So as the kids were driving me nuts, I thought of the Twas a night before Christmas poem and I edited it and rewrote it to have a little humor. Cause any mom with school aged children, knows that you have to have a little humor to keep you from going crazy. Enjoy!

Twas the night before school started after a long Christmas vacation, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The childrens clothing was hung with care,
In hopes that the bright yellow school bus would soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While mommy laid awake with visions of them boarding the school bus danced in her head.
Mommy in her ‘snuggie' and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But the school bus driving away!

With a little old bus driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be my alarm didn't go off.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
I whistled, and shouted, and called my children by name!

"Now Michael! now Logan! Get up and go!
We missed the school bus and must hurry! To school we must go!
"Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all, so mommy can get some work done today!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the school the coursers they flew,
With their backpacks full of papers, homework and lunchboxes too.

And suddenly all too soon, in, I heard on the front lawn
The prancing and pawing of each little foot.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
In the front door My children came with a bound.

They were full of energy from their first day,
And their coats, boots, hats and mittens were all dropped and left on my front doorstep in disarray.
A bundle of papers and empty lunchboxes were flung on their backs,
And they looked like a peddler, just opening their backpacks.

My children's eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
Their cheeks were like roses, their little noses looked just like a cherry!
Their droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the milk dribble on their chin was as white as the snow.

The wad of gum held tight in their teeth,
And the bubble gum encircled his head like a wreath.
They had a round little face and a little flat belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

My children were chubby and plump, from all that Christmas candy they were jolly little self,
And I laughed when I saw them, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had plenty to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied all my cupboards of food, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up from the table he rose!

He sprang from their seat, to his brother he gave a whistle,
And away they all flew down the hall, like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Mom we are home, and to all a good-night!"

Friday, January 1, 2010

Free Logo Design Giveaway - Suga Pink Designs

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Last Minute Family Gift Idea - Everything can be found at your local grocery store

Looking for a last minute gift idea for a family? Read on to an idea that you can find all items at your local grocery store!

Last weekend we celebrated Christmas with my in-laws. As one of our gifts we received was a Ice Cream Sundae kit. Believe it or not, this was one of my kids favorite gifts! The kit contained everything we needed to have yummy Ice Cream Sundaes! All the great stuff that you would get on your sundaes if you were going to an ice cream parlor.

Not only was it fun - it was great to do something fun like this at home with the kids. So instead of stressing about what to get, try something simple like Ice Cream Sundae kits.

Creative Play - Sparks your Child's Imagination

Providing your child an assortment of dress up clothes encourages your child's imagination and prepares them for the real world. Kids naturally enjoy playing make believe and enjoy the excitement of transforming into Doctors, Nurses, Princesses, Chefs, Fire Fighters and Knights. By role playing they learn self expression, problem solving skills and encourages their imagination.

Here are 5 ideas of how you can encourage your child's imagination with role play and dressing up.

Pretend to be a Mailman: What is more exciting to kids then getting mail? Take a couple of cardboard boxes or baskets and turn them into mailboxes. Give your child some junk mail or old papers and let them draw pictures and "mail" them to you.

School Time Small children love to play school - set up "desks" which can be as simple as your living room coffee tables, card tables etc. Provide your child with an old backpack that is filled with crayons, paper, books and other school supplies and letting your child "teach" you.

Grocery Store
Simply take a few cans out of your cupboard and arrange them around on your kitchen table or a bookshelf. Provide your child with a calculator and a toy shopping cart or a basket if you don't have a cart and let them "shop".

Playing Doctor or Nurse
Perhaps your child is a bit apprehensive about an upcoming doctors visit or surgery. Help them work through their fears by role playing doctor/nurse and patient with them. Our realistic Doctor costumes are perfect for this occasion with a real working stethoscope, white lab coat, scrubs and scrub booties, hat and mask. By letting your child dress up as the doctor will help him work through his fears and allow you to talk about the upcoming procedure in your child's most comfortable and relaxed atmosphere - during play. Provide your child with a clipboard and some papers for it. Gather up an old bag and fill it with doctors "tools" small empty bottles for "medicine", some cotton balls, popsicle sticks, and toliet paper for "bandaging" their patients,

Play Movie Theater
Many dollar stores sell the infamous red and white striped boxes with Popcorn written on the side. Pick up a package of those, pop some microwave popcorn, pull up a table and let your child stand behind the counter and "sell" you some popcorn, drinks and tickets to the movie. Then gather some comfortable chairs or throw a blanket down for the movie theater. Pop in your family's favorite video - turn off the lights and give your child a flashlight to "check" your tickets before entering the theater.

I hope these ideas help you foster your child's imagination today. Keep checking back, as we are gearing up to write several articles on how creative play sparks your child's imagination and ideas of how to encourage natural, creative play.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Encourage your child's IMAGINATION!

Encourage your child's imaginative, creative curiosity through play with some of our Career costumes! Let little ones explore the world around them by dressing up and acting out real life careers! Kids love role models and what better way to teach your child about jobs and careers by letting them wear the gear that looks so real! Our Physicians costumes are perfect for this. They come with scrubs, scrub set (hat, shoe covers) and a real working stethoscope! Imagine the delight on your child's face when they hold the stethoscope up to someone's heart and they actually hear it beating!


Does your child love to help you cook in the kitchen? Encourage their culinary skills by dressing the part of an Executive Chef! Comes with Executive double breasted and embroidered chef’s coat with pockets, Chef’s pants with elastic waistband and rear pocket,Tall and poofy embroidered chef’s hat, Cooking mitt with button attachment.


Monday, December 7, 2009

Receive a video from Santa for your kids!

Kids love this! Simply register and then upload your kid's picture and enter there name. So simple! Adults and kids both love this. I just love some of Santa's expressions and comments! Get your kids on Santa's nice list today! Have fun!

I found another cool Santa video message that you can use for your kids. This one allows you to upload your child's picture, hair and eye color as well as what your child asked for from Santa!


Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Conversations with an automated phone greeting

Whew October was a busy month! We were so busy shipping out orders - we haven't had a chance to blog. Thank you all of our customers for making Halloween 09 season so succesful!

I had to call our health insurance company today. It has one of those automated and interactive greeting service. Gone are the days where you press 1 for yes and 2 for no. Instead the greeter "listens" to your voice commands. I found out the hard way that any background noise confuses the greeter. As usual I was multi-tasking and trying to make myself and my toddler lunch. I was frying perogies at the stove. Apparenty the greeter didn't like the frying sound. It kept telling me "I'm sorry I did not understand you". Um, I wasn't talking. So I moved away from the stove. I impatiently wait as the greeter goes through the list of my choices. Say one for blah, blah, say TWO for blah, blah, blah. None of these choices were why I was caling. Then my toddler chimes in his 2 cents from the background and the greeter goes crazy. "I'm sorry I can't understand you." And it kept repeating that over and over - sometimes interupting itself to start over when my toddler launched his new string of sounds.

The advantage? Finally the greeter gave up and said 6 little magic words "I'm transferring you to an agent." FINALLY - I can talk to a REAL person! LOL

Lesson learned? Next time I am in the situation of being forced to talk to an automated greeter, I will either A) put my toddler on the phone - he gets results. Or B) I will just jabber like my toddler until I get desired results!

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